Introducing "The Crap You Wash With" — because sometimes the best gifts are the ones that make people laugh out loud. This hilariously shaped cow patty soap on a rope is way too good-smelling to be what it looks like. Perfect for the person who has everything but appreciates a good chuckle in the shower. Hang it, lather it, and enjoy the confused looks from houseguests. An udderly ridiculous gift that actually works!